Minding my own business. . .

Oh, look, Gremlin dropped his bone.

I'll take that.

Oh! I'm sorry, was this yours?

Here you go.

What? You don't want it? I promise I won't pull your ears.

Ok, OR grab your tail.

Ok, then, that's fine. Means there's more for me.

(Not Pictured: Mommy rushing over, taking the bone and throwing it out of the room. Gremlin running and getting the bone when Mommy isn't looking and bringing it back to the baby. Repeat entire process.)